Anonymous asked: If you're wondering what that question in Filipino said, it implies that the asker sleeps in an awkward/crooked position.
Oooooooooooooooooh. Hang on a sec
yourowncommonsense asked: I randomly found your blog and have spent the last hour on it, scrolling through your posts, and laughing my ass off. Your humor is perfection!
Thank you! I think it’s time to get this back up again. I’m in the middle of a psychotherapy class (Freudian-centric haha) so I should have some pretty good material.
Thanks for the love!
Anonymous asked: That last question was in Tagalog, the Filipino language, I'm also like what the fuck
Good eye! I threw it into Google Translate just now and it came up with “I sleep already hooked” which probably makes less sense than the original Tagalog did so I dunno haha
Anonymous asked: natutulog ako nakabaluktot
Anonymous asked: Is there any truth to psychology? I understand this is all a joke, but is there any real facts?
I hope you’re asking me if any of the facts that I’ve put up are real (in which case the answer’s a resounding NO), and not if there are any actual facts in psychology (in which case the answer is a resounding OBVIOUSLY YES and I’m kinda wondering how you got it in your head that psychology has no facts).
Anonymous asked: Another fellow psychology student here. Just writing to say that I don't have a tumblr, but I'm seriously tempted to make one just to follow you. You're heaps funny (I'm not actually Australian, I just felt like saying that). Keep on being legit! Kay. Bye now.
Whoa I just saw this haha. Sorry for the lack of updates (grad school is a bitch) but thank you for the kind words!
Anonymous asked: Why are you legit?
The four year degree in Psychology (and in-progress Masters in Forensic Psych) and (somewhat funny) sense of humor do help too though.
Re: “Serious” asks
Such as this and this. The policy going forward will be to either delete them or answer them in the normal parody tone of the rest of this blog. If you have serious questions, you can direct them to me at my other blog (here) and I’ll answer them seriously. But from now on, any serious questions sent here will be assessed for how good of a joke I can make out of it, and if I don’t think I can make a funny joke out of it, it’ll be deleted. I feel bad about it, but I don’t want this blog turning into a buzkill of serious questions instead of humorous ones, y’know?
So yeah. That’s that.
Anonymous asked: I really need help with something. I never actually knew what its like to be in love, until 2 years ago I started to fall for one of my best friends. I knew him for about 5 years, now I cant stop thinking about. Before I sleep, when I wake up, during the day.. all the time I think about him. Is this love or lust Im feeling? also, hes straight and im gay but I think he might into me, im not sure how to approach it, in afraid i might mess up
You’re asking the wrong person haha. This is a joke blog, not an actual psychology blog. That said, nobody can really tell you if you’re in love or not, you just gotta feel it. As far as approaching it, there really isn’t a “stealth” approach to this. Either it’s gonna be “hey are you into me?” “yeah kinda” or “hey are you into me?” “no.” It depends on how confident you are in thinking he’s into you and how willing you are to accept whatever might happen to your friendship dynamic afterwards if he’s not.
nirvannamuncaso asked: Uh... Hi! I really think this blog is hilarious (in a good way) and I Think your awesome! Um I've got a question.... if you're a best friend with a boy and then after 1 year of meeting he suddenly acts weird and you guys talk for like just a minute what does it mean?
Glad you think I’m awesome but, I have to ask, is there a not good hilarious!? You’re scarin’ me!
Anonymous asked: I need help. Im a substance abuse addict who's afraid to go to therapy bc I fear the fact that I have a mental disorder. Which I know deep down I do. It runs on both sides of my family... I'm so fuckin high right now I feel like my hearts going to pop out of my chest. Its been a yr since I've done coke... I lost everything bc of this shit including my own head at the time. Ive been doing so good! So why the FUCK did I do it today. :/ I'm so upset with myself... I just needed to voice this!
I’m glad you voiced it, but dude, you don’t need to be afraid to go to therapy, at all. If you have a mental disorder, therapy’s job is to help you with it, and give you someplace safe to talk to someone about whatever’s bothering you. There’s nothing wrong with going to therapy and there’s nothing wrong with having a mental disorder. What would be wrong is not getting the help you need. You’re aware that there’s a problem, which is usually one of the harder things to grasp. Now you have to do something to help yourself. You’ve proven that you can abstain from cocaine use, so it’s not a question of can you do it, it’s a question of will you do it, and therapy will help you do it.
Good luck man. I’m rooting for you.
Anonymous asked: I fucking love this blog. So much! Seriously golden. Keep it up :)
Thanks for the kind words! I’ll definitely try to keep this going as long as I can.